1, 2, 3, 4!
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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I broke my bat on Johnny's bed
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Somebody snitched on me
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I hid a frog in sisters bed
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Somebody snitched on me
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I spilled some ink on mommy's bed
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I made Tommy eat a bug
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Bought some gum with a penny slug
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Somebody snitched on me
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[Chorus]
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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Mommy and daddy are mad
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I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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I won't be seeing Santa Clause
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Somebody snitched on me
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He won't come visit me because
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Somebody snitched on me
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Next year I'll be going straight
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Next year I'll be good, just wait
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I'd start now, but it's to late
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Somebody snitched on me
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[Chorus]
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So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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Mommy and daddy are mad
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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So you better be good whatever you do
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'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
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You'll get nuttin' for Christmas
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You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, Nuts!
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[Chorus]
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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Mommy and daddy are mad
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad!
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[Matt Thiessen speaking]
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"Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the Green-House Effect
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which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives...he's mad!"
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Pbbthh!
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STOP!
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I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas
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| Relient K |
