PEPPERONI!!!
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And it was all just a dream(echoed)
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baby, rap sceen
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HOOOOOOOOOO!
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I'm like a fuseneck with I keep getting restless
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Eatin' 20 pounds of 'pasgetti for breakfast
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Still showin' up on your 10 Best Dressed list
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I told you my name was MC Defenseless
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Duct tape wrapped around my feet
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Held hostage before the big track meet
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14 feet from 18th Street
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I know for a fact that you think I'm mean
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(switches rapper)Yo, you stick around like fly on the wall
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With Surround Sound you found that you hear it all
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When it all comes through I heard you say "Sup dude?"
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(I never thought money really mattered to you)
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And all the King's horses and all the King's men
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Took all the King's credit and they started to spend
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It all on the worthless
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It's a tragedy when
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(Your livin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air)
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(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE WORST FREESTYLE RAPPER EVER!!!)
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Ummm....Uhhhh...Gimme a second....
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Uhhhh....SHOOT....Ummmmmm....
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Uhhhh....Right...Here we go...
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If apples are green and carrots are orange
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And then they go and then you g-
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What?...What the-?...What rhymes with orange?
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Awww geez I really am bad
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Ummmm...Just-Just gimme a second
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(NO MAN YOU"RE DONE!)
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WHO'S that wearin' those silly shoes?
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WE are wearin' those silly shoes!
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HA!
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Well I really HATE those silly shoes!
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Well we really LIKE our silly shoes!
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(HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!)
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PLEASE STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES!
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WE WON'T STOP WEARIN' OUR SILLY SHOES!
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(They're just SHOES, man!)
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Well I've learned to RESPECT your silly shoes!
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THEN RESPECT FOR YOU IS SOMETHIN' WE WON'T LOSE!
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Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?
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Man, quit talkin' about those silly shoes!
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You say I'm boring but I say HARDLY!
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WELL LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A PIZZA PARTY!!!!
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PIZZA PARTY!!!
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PEPPERONI!
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And it was all just a dream
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Forever.
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(whispered)........snakesssss........
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Rap Track
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Relient K |