Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it¡¯s been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.
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Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.
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CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
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WD: He¡¯s like a nine-dicked weasel.
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CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U.
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WD: Huh?
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CJ: They said he majored in kickin¡¯ ass.
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WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend¡¯s list!
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(Laughter)
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CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don¡¯t ¡®cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.
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WD: Ahhh!
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CJ: Apparently, they¡¯re gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named ¡°Killer¡± something or another or something.
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WD: Jumpin¡¯ jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?
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CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!
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(Laughter)
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WD: Well, here they go kids! Let¡¯s have a listen!
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Halftime
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