im gettin married to my pickup truck
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it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
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it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
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or want a divorce
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it doesn't care if I stay out late
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it doesn't bitch about the money i make
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we'll be together till the end
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it won't sleep with my best friend
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im gonna get down on one knee
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and ask my truck if it'll marry me
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i'll never drive another car
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we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
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we're gonna have the time of our life
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the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
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you think im crazy, but listen to this
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i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
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wedding ring won't cost me a buck
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when I get married to my pickup
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pickup truck
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Pickup Truck
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| Rodney Carrington |
