Cool as a rule you don't learn in no school
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You can't brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool
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It's the hum and the rhythm of the birds and the bees
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The momma's and the poppa's and the monkeys in the trees
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It's the brothers and the sisters living life on the street
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Play a hunch pull the punch and you'll likely get beat
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By the junk food tattooed white dude true blued
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Honky with an attitude coming unglued
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Fate's right hand.....I don't understand at all
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Redrum dot com dim sum smart bombs
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Double cappuccino and a heart like a tom tom
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Ozone long gone that's it I quit
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Natural inclination says enough of this
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brat pack black jack heart attack crack
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We need another news channel like a hole in the back
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There's a 187 on the 405
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And we all go to heaven on a hard disk drive
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Fate's right hand.....I don't understand at all
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Billy loves women like a junky loves dope
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Give him just enough rope and the monkey gon choke
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She's a Bill Blass combo maxed out mombo
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D.K.N.Y. caught him in a lie
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Ken Starr word man were talking absurd
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Spending forty million dollars just to give a man the bird
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He's a king she's a queen so the rap won't stick
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Get it on with a rubber and you won't get sick
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Fate's right hand.....I don't under stand at all
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Fate's right hand.....I don't under stand at all
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Fate's Right Hand
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| Rodney Crowell |