Here we are in court today,
|
Rose just took the stand.
|
She's divorcing me for reasons I still don't understand.
|
That dress is showing more of her than I've seen in years,
|
And the story that she's tellin's even has the judge in tears.
|
|
She accusing me of hanging out with girls of ill-repute.
|
Adultery, abandonment, even alchol abuse.
|
|
I just heard my Mother shout, "Your Honor, throw the book!"
|
And even my attorney just gave me a dirty look!
|
|
Everything's coming up Rose's,
|
The house, the car, the kids and all the cash.
|
Everything's coming up Rose's
|
I'll be lucky if I keep the shirt that's on my back!
|
|
My head is buried in my hands, the courtroom is ajourned.
|
She got all I ever made and all I'll ever earn.
|
If I had a hankerchief, I'd break right down and cry.
|
Why even Johnny Carson got a better deal than Mine!
|
|
Everything's coming up Rose's,
|
The house, the car, the kids and all the cash.
|
Everything's coming up Rose's
|
I'll be lucky if I keep the shirt that's on my back!
|
|
Everything's coming up Rose's
|
I'll be lucky if I keep the shirt that's on my back!
|
|
-----------------
|
Everything's Coming Up Rose's
|
| Roger Miller |
