Dear penis, I don't think I like you any more,
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You used to watch me shave,
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Now all you do is stare at the floor,
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Oh, Dear penis, I don't like you any more.
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It used to be you and me,
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A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
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That's all we needed to get by,
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Now it seems things have changed,
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And I think that you're the one to blame,
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Dear penis, I don't like you any more.
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He sings.
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Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you any more,
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'Cause when you get to drinkin',
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You put me places I've never been before,
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Dear Rodney, I don't like you any more.
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Why can't we just get a grip,
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On our man to hand relationship,
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Come to terms with truly how we feel,
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If we put our heads together,
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We can just stay home forever,
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Dear Penis, I think I like you after all.
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Dear Penis
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| Tenacious D |
