Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
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He thinks of all the lips that he licks
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And all the girls that he's going to fix
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She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
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But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
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Capital punishment, she's last year's model
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They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
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I don't want to go to Chelsea
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Oh no it does not move me
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Even though I've seen the movie
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I don't want to check your pulse
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I don't want nobody else
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I don't want to go to Chelsea
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Everybody's got new orders
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Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
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Now the teacher is away
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All the kids begin to play
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Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
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Shake you very gently by the throat
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One's named Gus, one's named Alfie
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I don't want to go to Chelsea
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Oh no it does not move me
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Even though I've seen the movie
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I don't want to check your pulse
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I don't want nobody else
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I don't want to go to Chelsea
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Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
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He thinks of all the lips that he licks
|
And all the girls that he's going to fix
|
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
|
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
|
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
|
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
|
I don't want to go to Chelsea
|
|
Oh no it does not move me
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Even though I've seen the movie
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I don't want to check your pulse
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I don't want nobody else
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I don't want to go to Chelsea
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(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea
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| Elvis Costello |
