Men made out of monkeys
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Men made into mice
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Happy days are here again
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And all the drinks half price
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A girl with a trick and a man with a calling
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Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
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TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING out of anything at all
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Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
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In that charm school
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You and I as lovers
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Were nothing but a farce
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TRYING TO MAKE A SILK PURSE
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OUT OF A SOW'S ARSE
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Saying 'Why don't you watch me'
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Hardly speaking SOTTO VOCE
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I've got a notion
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I've got an angle
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Take your dreams and promises
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And put them through the mangle
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They say it's hell to finance too
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And I just want to romance you
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In this perpetual nightclub
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I'll be yours eternal
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Though the hours are long
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And the noise infernal
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JUST ONE SHAMEFUL ACT OR SOMETIMES TWO
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WE MAKE BELIEVE WE'RE MAKING DO
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Charm School
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| Elvis Costello |