This is a love song.
|
|
Your love for me is not debatable
|
Your sexual appetite's insatiable
|
You never ever make me waitable
|
Delectable, inflatable you.
|
|
You don't have problems with your weight at all
|
You never steal food off my plate at all
|
I never have to masturbate at all
|
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
|
|
You never seem to menstruate at all
|
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
|
I feel permanently fallatable
|
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
|
|
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
|
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
|
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
|
We could just float forever whatever the weather
|
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
|
|
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
|
You always do what you are toldable
|
And if we argue you just foldable
|
Controllable consolable you.
|
|
My mates all reckon you are suitable
|
I took you around to watch the footable
|
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
|
Refutable, commutable you.
|
You're never sensitive or tickly
|
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
|
It's know as static electricity
|
Felicity when I'm kissing you.
|
|
Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair
|
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
|
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
|
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
|
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.
|
|
You never wake up when I snore at all
|
A trait which I find quite adorable
|
You have a box and you are storable
|
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
|
|
Any sexual position's feasible
|
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
|
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
|
Increasable, un-creasable you.
|
|
You don't complain about my hairy back
|
Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
|
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
|
Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo...
|
|
Now birth control is not an issue
|
I clean it all off with a tissue
|
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
|
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
|
|
Don't let me down.
|
Don't let me down.
|
Don't let me down.
|
And I won't let you down.
|
|
-----------------
|
Inflatable You
|
Tim Minchin |