All the bedroom lights go out
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As the neighbourhood gets quiet
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Everything in heaven and earth is almost right
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But there's a wife whos wondering where her husband could be tonight
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And when the phone rang only once she took a dreadful fright
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Little things just seem to undermine her confidence in him
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He was late this time last week
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Who can she turn to when the chance of coincidence is slim
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'Cause the baby isn't old enought to speak
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There's been a long honeymoon
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She thought too late and spoke too soon
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There's no money back guarantee on future happiness
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There's been a long honeymoon
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If he's out on a date then her life's in ruins
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She never thought her love could ever be as strong as this
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All the movies and the papers
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Feature the murders of lonely women
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If he isn't in by ten she'll call up her best friend
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Why doesn't he come home
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Why does her friends phone keep on ringing
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Maybe she should just pretend
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[Chorus]
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The Long Honeymoon
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| Elvis Costello |