Filet Mignon, by candlelight
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Near the fireplace so late at night
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Soft music in the back and the record don't skip
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Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip
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You're so beautiful in every way
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I'm just surprised that you don't have more to say
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But wait what's that noise? It's like a whistle, it's weak
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No, it can't be true, my girlfriend has a leak
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My inflatable love
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My inflatable love
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You're my inflatable love, made in Japan
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With a mouth wide enough to hold a soda can
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Made of the finest latex, girl you'll never grow old
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And I'll never have to worry about birth control
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But there's something wrong, I can't believe you got a hole
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I gotta find it and fix it before our dinner gets cold
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'Cause I don't want to miss this chance to know you
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I'm gonna get my duct tape you'll feel as good as new
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Please tell me where the hole is, before it's too late
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I'm in love with you girl, I don't want you to deflate
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Ah, here it is I found it on your leg by the ingraving
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I'll just make it so you look like you cut yourself shaving
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Now I'll blow you back up, right back to normal size
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You don't have to say thank you, I can see it in your eyes
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I've been waiting all my life for a girl like you, Ingrid
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Someone the stork didn't bring, but UPS did
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My inflatable love
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You're so perfect for me, in everything that you do
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And now I know that I wanna spend my life with you
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We can grow old together till we both look like prunes
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Let's run away and get married and raise some little balloons
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And girl I know you'll never even think of other men
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Is there someone outside? I heard that noise again
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Then someone barged in, he looked as mad as could be
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And her inflatable husband beat the crap out of me
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My inflatable love
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Inflatable Love
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Sudden Death |