Look into my headlights, stand there frozen
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Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em
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Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road
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While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode
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I can get drinks that aren't served in any bar
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Whenever I get hungry I just hop in my car
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And downshift, gun it, do you understand why?
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I got a craving for a little bit of Pit Bull Pot Pie
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With just a dash of armadillo sauce
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Then I put it in reverse and go get the main course
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A cute, fuzzy, furry, little Irish Setter
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Under glass is fine, but under tire is better
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Nourishment
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Animals are my selection
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Pavement
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Cooks 'em to a fine perfections
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Customized car got spikes in the front
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Their easier targets if you give 'em a blunt
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But that's no challenge that makes liverwurst
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They taste a lot better if you hunt them down first
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Eat every part, nothing will make you sick
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You can even eat every last flea and tick
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It doesn't matter if the animal is still breathing
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The pus and the mucus make very nice seasoning
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You don't have to eat one critter at a time
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Bits and pieces of all species can really taste fine
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I reccomend a squirrels intestines and lung
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Wrapped in the stomach of a dog with its tongue
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What a thrill
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Automotive necromany
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Roadkill
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Highway's own delicacy
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Dinner is easier to find than you think
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And you'll always have animal's piss to drink
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So you'll never go hungry, your lunch may move fast
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But I guarantee you'll catch it if your car has any gas
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If you kill something bigger than a deer where you are
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You may have a little trouble getting it into your car
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For that situation you're not out of luck
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You can kill and eat a rhino if you get a tow truck
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I don't break I speed up for animals
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And all of you who think we're nothing but cannibals
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You've all killed with your car at one time or another
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So it doesn't take much to be a road kill lover
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Roadkill Lover
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