*featuring Brother Marquis
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[Ice-T]
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Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
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why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
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But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
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Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
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Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
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All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
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(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
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Lemme tell you what time is it...
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I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
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Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
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I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
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A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
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I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
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A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
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A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
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And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
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But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
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No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
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Ice in the whole damn herd
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I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
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I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
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who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
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Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
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A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
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And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
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So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
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Nah a bitch ain't one
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[Ice-T]
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I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
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A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
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I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
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A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
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I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
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A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
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A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
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I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+
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I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
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Long ends
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I got a bitch who's broke as a bum..
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But she's the most fun
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I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
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A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
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A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
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A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
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And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
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So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
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Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
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these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
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of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
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[Brother Marquis]
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I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
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I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
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Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
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All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
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That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
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Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
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The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
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I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
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Problem number one is gettin money
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I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
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So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
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I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
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Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
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The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
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So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
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I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
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Gettin pussy's just another expense
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If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
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I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
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I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
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[Ice-T]
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Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
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(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
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Now let me tell you how to do this shit
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[M] I got a bitch that loves to G
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[I] She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
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[M] I got a bitch who loves both
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[I] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
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[I] I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
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[M] A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
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[I] A bitch that lies
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[M] A bitch that's true
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[I] A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
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[I] I got a bitch that's cool
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[M] A bitch that's hot
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[I] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
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[I] A bitc
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99 Problems
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| Ice-T |
