Said Burlington Bertie to Accrington Stanley "I do not like that Andy Pandy,
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he fancies himself as a regular dandy - let's take him down a stitch"
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But unbeknown to Accrington Stanley and Burlington Bertie Namby Pamby was
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sucking a stick of cinnamon candy and watching from a ditch.
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Said Namby Pamby to Andy Pandy "Let us tell Mahatma Ghandhi that Burlington
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Bertie and Accrington Stanley are up to dirty deeds."
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Said Mahatma Ghandhi to Namby Pamby "You and I and Andy Pandy must enlist the
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aid of Para Handy - he's the fella we need."
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So away they rode - Andy Pandy, Mahatma Ghandhi and Namby Pamby - to the home
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of Para Handy beyond the western wall.
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Said Para Handy to Mahatma Ghandhi "I'll summon the brothers Handy Andy,
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Dandy Jim and Tony Pandy - experts one and all"
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Said Tony Pandy to Para Handy "Me and Dandy Jim and Handy Andy will bring you
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the head of Accrington Stanley if it be your wish."
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Said Mahatma Ghandhi to Tony Pandy, Dandy Jim and Handy Andy "brin me the
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head of Accrinton Stanley on a silver dish."
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So Handy Andy and Tony Pandy, Dandy Jim and Para Handy caught the villinous
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Accrington Stanley in his pants and vest.
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Said Accrington Stanley "You've caught me red-handed, I'm trounced and I'm
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trumped, I'm stumped and I'm stranded. But before you go and do something
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outlandish grant me one request."
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Said Para Handy to Accrington Stanley "Make it quick and make it handy. In 30
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seconds Handy Andy will remove your wicked head."
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Said Accrington Stanley "Before you count 30 I'll swear on the grave of my
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great-aunt Gerdie. The man you seek is Burlington Bertie - remove his
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instead!"
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But Para Handy and Tony Pandy, Dandy Jim and Handy Andy, Andy Pandy and
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Mahatma Ghandhi (not to mention Namby Pamby) paid no attention to Accrington
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Stanley and beheaded him - dead!
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Burlington Bertie and Accrington Stanley
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| The Waterboys |
