The Wonderstuff
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Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes.
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It's time to give up the smokes.
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And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes,
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take the wine from the swine,
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and remind him of his crimes.
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Ohh in another world............
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yeah he could wear a dress.
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Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes,
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and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs.
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Imagine the disturbance,
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at the time of the occurrence,
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when his life became a burden,
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and we laughed at his cries.
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Welcome to the cheap seats,
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where your life's seen through cracked spectacles.
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Welcome To The Cheap Seats
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| Various Artists |
