Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say
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I never do work but I always play
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Cause the game is life and I play the game
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So you never talk down on a player's name
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When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
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Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you
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When you heard Too $hort came to town
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You never would've thought I'd be looking down
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On who? On you cause I'm so big
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Me and my money is all I dig
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I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk
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We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
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Beating like a dope fiend
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Back seat riding in a limosine
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Telling that freak all about me
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The creater of greater, sucker MC's
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Chilling out in the Oaktown singing a rap
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No MC could rock like that
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Now I say it like bitches say
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No MC could rock my way
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When I rap it's always great
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Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape
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It's me, $hort, the one and only
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Spitting that rap to all my homies
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You know about you, you know I'm a star
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When I rap too good I might take it too far
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Had the whole damn crowd going wild
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Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my style
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Too $hort baby from East Oakland
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I got more hoes than I can count on my hand
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You got women? Well I got more
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You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy $hort
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They call me "Playboy $hort" known everywhere
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Had a life long dream to be a player
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Way too cold at a younger age
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It was every day, just make that page
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Still playing the same, still young at the game
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Never talk down on a player's name
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Cause I'm big time, paid all my dues
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I'm rich and famous and way too cool
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People can't fuck with the way I'm rhyming
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They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds
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Too $hort baby is the name I use
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A '93 Lexus is what I cruise
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Clean from the start, I thought I was it
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I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kick
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But the Caddy got parked cause I'm riding new
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Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, fool
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Money everywhere, all over the floor
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At the bank I'm known as "Mr. $hort"
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At the house I be chilling, getting some head
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Writing raps all day, even in bed
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And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit
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The funk rap master, made to fit
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Just her, I'm all in them guts
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Homeboy can't fuck so I hooked it up
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But young women like you with your big round butts
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Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"
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Chasing that man, who really can't stand
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Seeing your face so now you ran
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And you don't realize what you'll soon see
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The way making love is supposed to be
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With a player known as Playboy Too
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Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through
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Players play women who like to get played
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Bitched like you just trying to get laid
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But I like money, and I get paid
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I do my duty and say "Good day"
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I didn't want to make love, I'm not that fast
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What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked
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So let's go to my room, after the show
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Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe
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You can suck my dick and I might sing
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Just love Too $hort, I'm everything
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So cool, my name is "Too"
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Call it how you want but I won't call you
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Ring my phone and you might see
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Ringing my phone just won't get me
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Cause I'm hard to find, and I get mine
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And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
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I'd be right on time in the right place
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Too $hort baby all in your face
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Talking bout mine and what I want
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Fucking MC's with the Dangerous funk
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I'm on my way, to the top
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So much rapping I'll never stop
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And all that fame, you might claim
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Couldn't stand up by my rap name
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You might be good, I don't care
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I've been rapping like this 13 long years
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I got more respect then you'll ever get
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Cause I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
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Sucker MC's with your record deal
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Most tapes out now couldn't be real
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Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hits
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But you'll find out Too $hort don't quit
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When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
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Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you
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When you heard Too $hort came to town
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You never would've thought I'd be looking down...
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[Fades out]
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Playboy Short
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| Too Short |
