[Chorus: repeat 2X]
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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
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Ahem.. excuse me!
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Can I have the attention of the class
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for one second?
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[Eminem]
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Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!)
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Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
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Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
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Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
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but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate}
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And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
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Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
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Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf
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who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
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Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off
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Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"
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I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
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faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
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C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
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I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!
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[Chorus]
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[Eminem]
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!)
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Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five
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I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
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and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
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Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
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Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
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in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
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Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
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I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do
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I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
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Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!)
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You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
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and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
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This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
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So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHOLE!}'
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[Chorus]
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[Eminem]
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Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
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Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
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I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
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I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
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Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
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I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
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All my life I was very deprived
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I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
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Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
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I spit when I talk, I'll {fuck} anything that walks (C'mere)
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When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
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HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!)
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I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
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Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!)
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I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
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And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
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Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad
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[Chorus]
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My Name Is.. (Radio/Video Edit)
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