OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
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You can try this at home
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You can be just like me!
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Mic check one two.. we recordin?
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I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
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If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
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I strangled you to death then I choked you again
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Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
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You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
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Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
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I get you blunted off of funny home grown
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Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
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(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
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That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
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Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
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I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
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My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
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Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
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Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
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Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
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smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
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And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
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I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
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So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
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Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
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Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
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But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
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How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
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I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
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Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
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My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
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And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
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Now follow me and do exactly what you see
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
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I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
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Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
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Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
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When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
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Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
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Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
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My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
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I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
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I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
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That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
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My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
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witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
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Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
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And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
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I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
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A premature birth that was four minutes late
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Mother.. are you there? I love you
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I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
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Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
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a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
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I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
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Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
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So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
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Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
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Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
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I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
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I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
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I've been with 10 women who got HIV
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Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
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I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
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I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
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You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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Role Model
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| Eminem |
