The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
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WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE
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It cos ten quid..
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TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID.
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I'd rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND
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You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.
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[Chorus:]
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The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
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THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR
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Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
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IN CAI I I I RO
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The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
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YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH!
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The hotel room filled us with gloom
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WE SHOULD O' SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY'S TOMB
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A camel ride...
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ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE.
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I'd rather be...
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[Chorus]</i>...
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[Guitar Bit]</i>...
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[Chorus]
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The Sphinx Stinks
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| Toy Dolls |
