He was a rich man, he was a sod
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INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD
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Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick
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A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK
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Not content in the super tax bracket
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1/2 a mill in the pocket of his jacket
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He climbed up stairs to hide away the bread
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1/2 a million smackers under Ken's bed.
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OO OO OO He dodged the Inland Revenue
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A Liverpudlian with loads o' loot
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He didn't declare it, he didn't give a hoot!
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[Chorus:]
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KEN KEN, Who's he again?
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A DISSAPOINTMENT TO THE DIDDYMEN
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KEN KEN, Had the upper hand
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NOW HE'LL NEVER EXPAND ON HIS 500 GRAND
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KEN KEN, HAD A LOAD O' CASH
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Till the cops copt Ken in NOTTY HASH.
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The cops crept in to where Ken slept
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THEY KNEW WHERE KEN'S CASH WAS KEPT
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Doddy then had to confess
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THE DOSH WAS UNDER HIS MATTRESS
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OOO...
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[Chorus]</i>...
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[Guitar]
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The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
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| Toy Dolls |
