I was flippin' through the channels
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A lazy Sunday afternoon
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Caught the race in Talladega
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Comin' 'round lap 22
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When the fella in the blue car
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Gave a red car a little tap
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Then the rainbow colors
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Went flippin' down the track
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In what that announcer called
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A spectacular crash
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And I thought
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Well, hell, I can do that
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What's the big deal?
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Hit a wall in a ball of fire
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Requires no steel
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A hundred thousand fans
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Screamin' in the stands
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He gets a bag full of cash
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Drivin' circles and crash
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Hell, I can do that
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While they were under caution
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I switched it back to the football game
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My team was losin'
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Coach was hangin' his head in shame
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Then they gave 30 to the football
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And he hit the hole fast
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'Tween him and the goal line
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Was nothin' but the grass
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And he tripped on his own two feet
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Fell flat on his back
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And I said
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Oh, hell, I can do that
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Man, what's the big deal?
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If I only wanted
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A stumblin', fumblin' skills
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A hundred thousand fans
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Screamin' in the stands
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He gets a bag full of cash
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And sit out the second half
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Hell, I can do that
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Well, I must have dozed off
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I woke up with my baby next to me
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Remote in her hand
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Tears in her eyes from a movie
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A romantic comedy
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Starring Matthew McConaughey
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Oh, hell, baby
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I can do that
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I don't see the big deal
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Kiss a girl, save the world
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And the monster ain't even real
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He just takes off his shirt
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Stuntman does the work
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He gets a boat load of cash
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For a quick shot of his ass
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Hell, I can do that
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Might need to wax my back
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But, hell, I can do that
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Hell, I Can Do That
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| Trace Adkins |
