[Basic track:
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Record Plant, LA
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Probably c. May-June, 1976
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FZ guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth
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Donnie Vliet harmonica (uncredited)
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Ruth Underwood synth
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Roy Estrada bg. vocal
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Chad Wackerman drums]
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Thing-Fish:
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Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!
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Harry-As-A-Boy:
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Hey, good-lookin'!
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Thing-Fish:
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See! I told ya!
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Harry-As-A-Boy:
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May I have this dance?
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Thing-Fish:
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Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!
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Harry-As-A-Boy:
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?
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Thing-Fish:
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YOW!
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Harry-As-A-Boy:
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(singing)
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I got a girl with a little rubber head
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Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
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She never talk back like a lady might do
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An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
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And her name is
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A-R-T-I
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F-I-C, I cry
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A-L, don't be shy!
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ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
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With the plastic pie
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Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face
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I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!
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Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
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'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!
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And her name is
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A-R-T-I
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F-I-C, I cry
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A-L, don't be shy!
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ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
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With the plastic pie
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Ensemble:
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De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
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Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
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He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
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Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash
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She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need
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He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
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De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff!
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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Artificial Rhonda
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| Frank Zappa |
