[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]
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Mark: I mean really...
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Howard: Rant-rant-rant-rt-rt-rt-rant-nt...
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Mark: You are... you gotta tell me something... I mean, seriously, I'm tellin' you, this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody reallyfrom Hollywood... I mean... really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and... Aynsley and Bob and... Frank... I mean, none of us... we've never...
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Howard: Pleased to meet you...
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Ian: Hi Howie
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Mark: We've never met a pop star from Hollywood... tell me something: have you ever met Davy Jones... or...
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Howard: No...
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Mark:... or Bobby Sherman?
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Howard: No, I...
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Mark: I mean... David Cassidy, he's so...
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Howard: No... Jimmy Greenspoon, and once I...
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Mark: Three Dog Night?
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Howard: Yeah...
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Mark: Oh! I love them! They're my favorite band! oh gawd... oh, do you like my new car... ? My dad just gave it to me for graduation
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Howard: Oh, yeah... ! It's a... it's a Fillmore, isn't it? Real futuristic, ah... I dig the fins... listen: do you know how to get to the, ah, Holiday Inn from here?
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Mark: No, ah... which one is it?
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Howard: (Burp)... excuse me... It's... it's... it's the one by the airport... you know... 'cause we gotta... we gotta get up early an'... fly outta here in the morning, you know?
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Mark: Oh! Oh, I didn't know that...
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(Oh, yeah!)
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Mark: Where... where d'you guys play tomorrow night? I mean... I'd like to come maybe... in your bus or somethin'...
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Howard: Yeah?
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(In the BUS!)
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Howard: Come in the bus, huh? Tomorrow we're in ah, let's see... Tierra del Fuego
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Mark: Oh... You're so professional, Howie!
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Howard: Oh, it's not...
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Mark: Howie, I mean...
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Howard: It's nothing...
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Mark: I mean the way you're gettin' to p... to play n all these exotic places, I mean...
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Howard: Yeah
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Mark: Tell me something, tell me and all my girl- TELL me... do you really have a hit record... on the charts now... with a BULLET? I mean that's really important to me...
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Howard: Listen, honey... would I lie to you just to... get in your pants?
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Mark: He-Hey! Listen!
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Jim: Hey, hey...
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Mark: Hey, listen to me... tell him : WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!
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Howard: No, I never... I never said that...
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Mark: We're not groupies! You better understand... I told Robert Plant it, I told Elton John, I told all those big guys...
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Howard: Robert PLANET?!
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Mark: We are not groupies!
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Howard: No, I never...
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Mark: Roger Daltrey never laid a hand on me!
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Howard: No, I never... I... it's obvious to see why... Listen, I've never...
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Mark: And my...
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Jim: Howard...
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Mark: Tell him! Tell him right now!
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Jim: We only like musicians for f-friends, you know?
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FZ: Real straight arrow, Howie
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Mark: Really... just for friends, Howie...
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Jim: But we still like you
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FZ: Yeah, we wouldn't mind coming in your bus, though
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Jim: I mean, we still want to hear your record...
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Howard: Listen you chicks, now didn't... didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS... and spewed upon with creamed corn... an' that your harelipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a Yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit... ?!
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Mark: Oh...
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Howard: What's the deal, baby?
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Mark: Howie!
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Howard: Come on...
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Mark: Howie, listen to me, all that's true...
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Howard: Come across, like... you know?
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Mark: I swear, all that's true, and sometimes I even dig it with a Dr. Brown's Cream Soda... or a Cel-Ray! But... we are not groupies! No matter what you think...
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Howard: No, I never...
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Mark: We are not groupies...
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Howard: You see, there seems to be some kind of a communications problem, honey, because I... I'm a lonely guy from outta town, you know, an'... an' I want some ACTION... what... what I'm talkin' about is, I wanna... a-a steaming, succulent, ever-widening, gooey, drippy, runny kind of a hole with a... with... how shall I put this... ? What say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF?
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Mark: Hey! Hey-hey-hey-heyyyy... Jesus!
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FZ: Very agile, Howie, very agile!
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Mark: I'm in this band, man... I am in this band no matter what we do up here... you know... Now listen
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Do You Like My New Car?
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| Frank Zappa |
