so i had a little brunch, lunch
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had a few cocktails?
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everything, everything
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you know
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yeah
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no not today cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didnt risk it
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you have to put them in the oven to ripen
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and then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums
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you have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen cause theres a gas that comes off
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goes off? it explodes?
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goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you dont know produce
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well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah i mean
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you know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that?
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really? you smoke the skins?
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yeah, i think my brother tried that, no, im kidding,
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i never smoked the skins before
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no no, it wasnt him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it
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no
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you know what that was?
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you know that banana skins are poisonous?
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yeah, might be
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you know why?
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cause the tarantulas
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tarantulas?
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they do, the tarantulas
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from mexico?
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dude dont you guys read national geographic around here?
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yeah, i used to see the nice pictures of naked black women
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uganda, you got it
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so anyway, um i had a uganda party over the other day they, still dont know how to put their clothes on
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they dont even have zippers nowadays
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whos that? the tarantulas?
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no, they use banana skins
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so anyway, uh theyre slippery, you know so dont ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop
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i just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea whats going on in reality
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i have no clue whats going on in ice skating
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you do too
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ice skating?
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you have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, i had to go through the heart of little mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today
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howd you like it?
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i ruled
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you ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans?
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everybody
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thats a nice thing
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i ruled
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you know i put in **unintelligible** tape, you want to hear it?
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sure
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i dont have it home
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you dont have it?
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my my my its in my jacket the whole time, ill go get it
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sorry, its in the car, cause i went to see if it would work and it didnt cause my how do i fix my
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you went to the car that quick?
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how do i fix my cassette player in the car, thats probably why i didnt mention it, cause thats really important
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are you in the car right now?
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oh. no.
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cell phone?
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got the hose in the window?
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no
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later?
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how do i fix it, do i get tape cleaner or something?
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youre drinking tape cleaner?
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well put this in, see what this is.. everything i own is really good
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thats why **unintelligible**
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you rule, everything that you own is great
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oh this is live, its fun too, no, its the smashing pumpkins good
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cool
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this is when they blacked out
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this is when they were good, they did lots of smack
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thank you
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a little accident there. no, you cant tell me that
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joe jackson, no
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george jetson i didnt know he was in the pumpkins
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i didnt know i had this because i must have been sleeping with this tape
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is that 16volt you are listening to?
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no, hold on, let me fast forward
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i fast for. oh, this is the fuckin radio
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this is actually joe jackson
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its not being taped
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this is good, you wanna hear it?
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crank it up
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bom bom oh, hes my favorite
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joe jackson plays with 16volt?
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oh, sorry dude, i gotta listen to joe jackson, i figured youd have a problem with it, but i think you can deal with it
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have you ever heard of the band called 16volt?
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no
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there was this guy who had a really stupid band
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yeah thats him
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no, its called sunset and vine but their
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sun sun, 16volt?
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can you say that for me?
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what, okay ill turn it down no, alright, ill put that phone down goodnight
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is that your mom?
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stop, i just wanted to see something im thats very rude of you i think you are getting a little bit over tired.
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