It was a dark and dreary night
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That a spaceship landed right in my backyard
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It shook my room and woke me up
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From a deep sleep
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From a cool dream
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Something bright, a yellow light
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Like a moonbeam
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So I stood up
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I went to the window
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Where I saw a pretty yellow light
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What a sight, what a fright to see
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An alien looking straight up at me
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Does he want to hurt me?
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Does he only want my family?
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Should I offer him a kudo?
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Or should I just go say hello?
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Should I just go say hello...
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I walked out my backdoor
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Up to it and stuck my hand
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Right in the air with fear
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But I said to it
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"Hello and how are you?"
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Well then it turned to me
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And I could see
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That this alien was surely not a he
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And so I said, "I come in peace"
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She said, "Please make love to me"
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Who am I to complain?
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I don't even have to ever know her name
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Could my girlfriend ever know
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That I screwed a UFO
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That I screwed a UFO
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I should have known right from the start
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That this E.T. bitch was to break my heart
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She had her own way
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She sucked me into her game
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She might as well just be a normal girl
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She smiled and waved
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And took off back to the milky way
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To the milky way
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To the milky way
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To the milky way
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Yeah, ohhh
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Area 69
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| The Youth Ahead |
