They called him Great Scott
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Because he was great
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They called her Great Susan
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Cause she was his date
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She climbed in a box
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He cut her in two
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And when he was through
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She was just half a woman
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And he'd tie her up
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Set her on fire
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He'd douce her with oil
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The crowd would go wild
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She was always alright
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At the end of the night
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But somehow she felt
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Like just half a woman
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The show went the same way
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Year after year
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He'd wave his magic wand
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She'd disappear
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One day she asked
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How did this come to be
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Somewhere there must be more to me
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One day she left
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She climbed through the stage
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And into the trap door
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Under the lion's cage
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And after a spell
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He said what the hell
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It was just as well
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She was just half a woman
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Half A Woman
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| Fountains Of Wayne |
