Act II
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SCENE THIRTEEN
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KEEP IT GREASEY
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JOE:
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(annointing himself as he sings)
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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MANX:
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Roll it over n grease it down
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I'll drive you through the heart of town
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JOE (who is still wearing his housewife costume from when
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he first picked up SY BORG in The Closet) adjusts his little
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apron to a more advantageous posi-tion and sings..
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JOE:
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Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough
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The good men, well there ain't enough
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All the good girls are lookin' all the time
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Good men is something that they can't find
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Cause if they find one miraculously
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They try to be as lovin as they can be
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'Cause if they find one and let him go
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Chances are they might not never find one no mo'
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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MANX:
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Roll it over 'n grease it down
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I'll drive you through the heart of town
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JOE:
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A good lovin' man is hardest to find
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A good woman needs to ease her mind
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And I know a few that need to ease it behind
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All y'gotta do is grease it down
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'N everything is fine
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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MANX:
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Roll it over n grease it down
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I'll drive you through the heart of town
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JOE:
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A girl don't need
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No fancy grease
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To get herself
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Some rump release
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Any kind
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Of lube'll do
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Maybe from another
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Part of you
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Lube from the North
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Lube from the South
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Take a little slobber
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From the side of your mouth
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Roll it over
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Grease it down
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Here come that crazy
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Screamin' sound...
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
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Roll it over 'n grease it down, down, down
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Grease it down...
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Oh no! Here comes that screamin sound again...
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And sure enough the walls of the prison did reverberate with
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all sorts of screamin' sounds as lawyers and execs and promo
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personages all decide to jump on JOE for a spectacular high
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speed gang-bang leading to...
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Keep It Greasey
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| Frank Zappa |
