Ft. Emilio Rojas
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[Intro]
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[Willy Wonka:] ItĄŻs a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backwaysĄŠ
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[Charlie Bucket:] And frontways?
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[W:] ĄŠand squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie
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[C:] Me?
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[W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. IĄŻm not exactly sure whatĄŻs going to happen
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Faster, fasterĄŠ faster, fasterĄŠ
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[Hook x2]
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(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backwaysĄŠ)
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We going
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(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backwaysĄŠ)
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We going
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(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backwaysĄŠ)
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We going
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(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backwaysĄŠ)
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In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my wonkavator
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[Verse 1: XV]
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Damn, why you gotta be so bad?
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Yeah, I know just what she gonĄŻ ask:
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Ą°Vizzy, how many ways can we go?Ą±
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Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat code
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Never know where I landed
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If it was Neptune, I didnĄŻt plan it
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Man, I guess itĄŻs ambidextrous
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Cause I dealt with what I got handed
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I didnĄŻt care cause I wanted it all
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Never sold base but I wanted to ball
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And I just wanted it (Faster, fasterĄŠ)
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So I chased it (Faster, fasterĄŠ)
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I brought a little trap in all of these nerds
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Put a little black in all of these Ąźburbs
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Green backpacks on all of these backs
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Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, word?
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Tell me they isnĄŻt; bars, no prison
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Coming off the lot with a car, no wimping
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Pin-up models is all IĄŻm pinning
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L7 niggas, arenĄŻt we winning?
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Prove that I arenĄŻt, and IĄŻll move to the part
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Of the city where niggas who lose go
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I donĄŻt lose, though
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Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, IĄŻm foolĄŻs gold
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Got new clothes to be dressed in
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New girls in my section
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Ask where IĄŻm going, I never am knowing
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IĄŻm going in all directions, likeĄŠ
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[Hook x2]
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[Verse 2: Emilio Rojas]
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Wait-wait-wait, hold the share
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How the coldest spare get a hold of the only golden ticket
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In the middle of a city where they hold and stick you
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And the hoes only pose and they going for pictures
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Flash, flash, with the kodak
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Yeah, clap clap from the poĄŻ gat
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Now, if you donĄŻt duck then it go black
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Everybody ĄŻround hear the sound, they get low fast
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And the scene wilder than Gene Wilder
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Like Johnny Depp, they gonĄŻ ruin it
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And them females, they ainĄŻt even fly
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But they want it all, [adeva ruca?] bitch
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And IĄŻm moving in for the kill
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My ex is loving me still
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I donĄŻt fuck with it, cause thereĄŻs other fish
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That donĄŻt swim with blood in they gills
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And I got women that are stronger than it feels
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They pop birth control and they vitamins
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And then Plan B like they vicodins
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And them mileys just cause they like the shit
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Huh, and see the candy man
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For the percocet and that ativan
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They at rock bottom, dropping top dollar
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For the gobstoppers thatĄŻll have to last
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And I have to laugh
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When IĄŻm looking at a motherfucker that I know I used to go to school with
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And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even knew him
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They mad, they picking out ties
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ThatĄŻll never even have to tie my own loops in
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And IĄŻm ĄŻbout to hit the top floor, looking down
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On yĄŻall, thatĄŻs what my view is
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[Hook x2]
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[Outro]
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(sounds of TV static)
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[Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million dollars?
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[Lawrence:] IĄŻll tell you what IĄŻd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man
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(sounds of TV static)
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[Michelle Tanner:] You got it, dude
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Wonkavator
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