Performed by Johnny Japes and His Jesticles. Recorded for Viz
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comics, written and produced by Andy Partridge, Neville Farmer,
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and Dave Gregory, and featuring John Otway.
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Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road?
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His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the load
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Testicular tomfoolery
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To the rescue of humanity
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It looks a lot of balls to me
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Fun and japes and merry frolics
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With Buster Gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .
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Bags of fun with Buster
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And his super scrotal cluster
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Who's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form?
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When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swell beyond the norm
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Now here he comes to save mankind
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His enormous nuts not far behind
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And they're not the salted kind
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He cures mutes and alcoholics
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When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . .
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Bags of fun with Buster
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And his super scrotal cluster
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There's bags of fun with Buster
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See them shine with evil lustre
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Buster! Watch out for that revolving door
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Ooh Buster! They look so incredibly sore
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Buster! Especially as you drag them through that powerful
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cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor
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Ooh Buster! why do you let your sack swing so low?
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"Sax swing solo?" Yeah!
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Fun and japes and merry frolics
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With Buster Gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .
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Bags of fun with Buster
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And his super scrotal cluster
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Doctor Who could defeat the Daleks
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if he had Buster's swinging space age . . .
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Bags of fun with Buster
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And his double Sputnik thruster
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Bags of fun with Buster
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Just to stroke them would disgust her
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Bags of fun with Buster
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If she held them would you trust her?
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Bags of fun with Buster
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Loads more balls than General Custer
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Bags of fun with Buster
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Lots more scrots than you could muster
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Bags of Fun With Buster
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