I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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Now something's telling me
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That you'm avoiding me
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Come on now darling you've got something I need
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[Chorus] Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
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An' I'll give you the key
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Come on now let's get together
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In perfect harmony
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I got twenty acres
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An' you got forty-three
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Now I got a brand new combine harvester
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An' I'll give you the key
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She made I laugh ha ha
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I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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We'll 'ave twins and triplets
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I'm a man built for speed
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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And you know I'll love you darlin'
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So give me your hand
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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But what I want the most
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Is all they acres of land
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[Chorus]
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Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
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For seven long years I've been alone in this place
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
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(ooh aah ooh aah)
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I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
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[Chorus]
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Who loves thee baby ha
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Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
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I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
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In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
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We had our photos took and us holding hands
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Now I got a brand new combine harvester
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An' I'll give you the key
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Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
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Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
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Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
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An' I'll give you the key
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Aahh yu're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land.
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Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)
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| The Wurzels |
