I'm the order of the Bat'leth
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Son of Kahless
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Your family has no honor
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But I couldn't care less
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I was born to kill Federation swine
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And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine
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I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh
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When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"
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I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey
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I wake up every morning after owning the day
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I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board
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I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord
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I never sweat about a Romulan dude
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He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
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And they're sly and they were telling lies
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A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
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To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions
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I'm on them like a transwarp engine
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Fear my snarl hear my speech
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Watch me blow like a warpcore breach
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I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy
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I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai
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When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
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They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
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I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too
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Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you
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Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches
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My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
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I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind
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I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind
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I get visions of Cardassia on my mind
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And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind
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I hate the Tribbles
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Those little furry shits
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But I love my Klingon bitches
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Cause they've got three tits
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I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
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If you were any other man
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I'd kill you where you stand
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I killed Captain Kirk
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I killed Picard
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I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ
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Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh
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Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
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Qa'plagh!!
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Worf's Revenge (Klingon Rap)
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| Voltaire |
