Well, hello everybody, I've come to say
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I didn't come to stay, I just come to play
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So lock all the doors and open up the wine
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Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line.
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'Cause I'm drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Gonna let the good times roll.
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Way cross the room I see a fancy fox
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I got the key to open up her lock
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I slide across the floor like a greasy eel
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I say, hey baby, tell me how do you feel.
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I say, I'm drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Gonna let the good times roll.
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Gonna let the good times roll.
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I was just about to put the cake in the oven
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Look over my shoulder there's her big ol' husband
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He was turnin' blue he was seein' red
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He knocked me down slapped me round and stomped on my head.
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Gonna let the good times roll.
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They got me to the hospital in the nick of time
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I had fractured skull and a busted spine
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When in come the doctor he could hardly stand
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Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand.
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And he was drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Drunk and crazy
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Gonna let the good times roll...
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Drunk And Crazy
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| Bobby Bare |
