Hey pretty baby have you heard the news
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Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes
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They said they were sorry
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And as you can see
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I took it all in my stride
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But when they said, is there something we can do
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I of course replied
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I went to my doctor, just ten other day
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I said `Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?`
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I told him to lie down on his couch
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And that I would look inside
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But when he began to hurl abuse
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I of course replied
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As you might well have heard
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And as from today
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Not only have women equal rights
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Now they have equal pay
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They said run along now
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There's a good chap
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So I pushed them to one side
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And when they said `Hey,
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What's the meaning of this?`
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I of course replied
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I Of Course Replied
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| Gilbert O'Sullivan |
