Well, it's a little late for Christmas but have one anyway
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And while I'm on the subject, baby, have a happy birthday
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How's your father? How's your mom?
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Don't it make you itch a little when you know they've got the bomb?
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Boy, it's been weird out here lately but I guess that's OK too
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'Cause television is here to save us and tell us what to do.
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Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
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Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
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Tell me a new one, at least once a night
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Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light.
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You've got nineteen inches, baby, and that's a real good size
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I could lie there on the floor and just look at you all night long
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I could just twist your knobs right off and fool around with you
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I don't need no TV guide to tell me what to do.
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Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
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Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
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Tell me a new one, at least once a night
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Tell me an old one but save out your love light.
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Ah, and when I get too old, too old to rock and roll
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I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, babe, and use my remote control.
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Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
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Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
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Tell me a new one, at least once a night
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Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light.
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You've got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size
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I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby, and just look around
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I love your cute little rabbit ears, I love your cable and your box
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And when I turn out the light at night, baby, I hope that light never stops
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Your love light, Kojak.
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Kojak Columbo
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| Harry Nilsson |
