Why oh why why?
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Why why why?
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Because because because
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Good night good night
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Why does a camel drink water?
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Why why why?
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Because a camel gets thirsty just like you and me
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And everybody else does
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Good night good night
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
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Why why why?
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Because a mouse's stomach isn't big enough to hold a streetcar
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Good night good night
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Why can't a cow have kittens?
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Why why why?
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Because well um God
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Because cows have little calves
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And cats have little kittens
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And besides dear it's easier that way
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Good night good night
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Why won't you answer my questions?
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Why why why?
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Because I don't know the answers
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Good night good night
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Why Oh Why
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| Anne Murray |
