Act II
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SCENE TEN
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STICK IT OUT
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JOE:
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Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
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Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
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Streck ihn aus
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Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten.
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Streck ihn aus
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Streck aus deinen' heinen gelockten
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Streck ihn aus
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Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz
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Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
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Mach es sehr schnell
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Rein und raus
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Magisches Schwein
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Mach es sehr schnell
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Rein und raus
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Magisches Schwein
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Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
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Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
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Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
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Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
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Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
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Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
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Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model
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XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG
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(previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut
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two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says..
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SY BORG:
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Pick me...I'm clean...
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I am also programmed for conversational English.
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This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by
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JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues...
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SY BORG:
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May I have this dance?
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And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on
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his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeating the
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entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form,
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so that his intentions regarding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear...
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JOE:
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I've got a better idea...
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Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
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You ugly son of a bitch
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Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
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Stick it out
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Stick out yer hot curly weenie
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Stick it out
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Stick out yer hot curly weenie
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Stick it out
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Stick out yer hot curly weenie
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Weenie...weenie, weenie, weenie!
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Make it go fast
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In and out,
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Magical Pig
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Make it go fast
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In and out,
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Magical Pig
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Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
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Fire
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Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
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Fire
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Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
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Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
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Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
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Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
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Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance,
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SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry...
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SY BORG:
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What s a girl like you
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Doing in a place like this?
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Do you come here often?
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Wail a minute...
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I ve got it...
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You're an Italian...
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What?
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You're Jewish?
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Lore your nails..
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Yon must be a Libra....
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Your place or mine?
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Your place or mine?
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Your place or mine?
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Your place or mine.
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See the chrome
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Feel the chrome
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Touch the chrome
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Heal the chrome
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See the screaming
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Hot black steaming
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Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
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Steam Roller!
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CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. Joe and his date an going back
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to the apartment to have a little party...
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Stick It Out
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| Frank Zappa |
