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Phyllis: I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would talk to him, and while he was eating I would ask him what he was doing, and all he would say was, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." Till this day I still don't know what he was talking about! That Minnesota Tishman, he was some guy, but I still never understood what he meant. The chicken to measure it, I don't know, probably some secret thing.
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Phyllis: "I'm getting hot. You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the most manipulating person I've ever seen. What's he eating? Is he turning into a monster? Frank: But you're just making things out of it. Don: Put it in your mouth then your eyes. Frank: You're getting hot, come on! The last that... " I don't like this page, it's not so funny...
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FZ: What's the difference?
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Phyllis: I don't like this page, it's not so funny. "Oh, this gets me hot! Oh, this gets me hot! Will get hot, I can get hot over it. Get hot over the hamburger, I can get it, you're getting hot, oh, am I hot over this hamburger! Think am I hot, for a hundred dollars you're getting hot, oh, am I hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot from this hamburger, I'm hot."
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Phyllis: Well, I'll just continue on with my work, I can't be thinking about such things, gets me too confused. I think I need a shower, I'm tired, I'm hot, the room air-conditioning is not working. If you don't pay the bills, how does the air-conditioning gonna work? I'm going.
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Massimo: And now, dear friends, we are going to translate. This is my left hand.
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Phyllis: This is...
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Meredith: Violence!
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Stumuk: This is my left hand, non?
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Meredith: Violence! Ooh, I just, ooh!
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Guy From Alabama: You have an orgasm?
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Aynsley: No, but it just feels good!
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Guy From Alabama: Can I watch?
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Don: That's what we need, progress!
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Aynsley: Actually I think that's uh, that's cool.
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Guy From Alabama: Get the girl here in the red.
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Aynsley: Yeah.
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Massimo: Repeat after me: Questa e la mia mano destra
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Stumuk: Questa e mia mano destra
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Don: Progress!
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Phyllis: Where's the prostate gland?
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Massimo: Look out!
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Don: Progress is our most important product.
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Massimo: Guardalo che mangia! E mentre sta mangiando parlami mentre mangi. E chiedimi cosa sta facendo.
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Stumuk: Parle mi.
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Massimo: Che cosa sta facendo? Sta mangiando. Adesso chiedimi cosa sta facendo. Sta mangiando
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Stumuk: Guarda sta fachendo!
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Massimo: Ma non lo posso fare.
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Stumuk: Sta mangiando!
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Massimo: Me ne devo andare.
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Stumuk: Mene debo ndare!
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Massimo: Devo tornare.
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Stumuk: Dere tocnare!
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Massimo: Era un senatore a trentasette anni.
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Stumuk: Era un senatore de setreste ano.
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Guy From Alabama: What band being you playing in?
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Aynsley: I played in a blues band.
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Guy From Alabama: Blues band, so do I!
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Aynsley: Blues.
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Guy From Alabama: Blues!
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Aynsley: Blues avant-garde, you know?
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Guy From Alabama: Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Massimo: And this is my last single.
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Phyllis: Oh, what is he doing? You still carrying on with that song? It's the same thing? I can't, I can't do it anymore. I'm going to make these louder so I don't have to hear about him. Forget the past!
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Don: I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single.
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Phyllis: We're coming to the beginning of a new era, wherein the development of the inner self. But you, what do you do? You watch television and you play with "The Bun," driving me crazy. Leave me alone.
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Stumuk: But this is twelve years later.
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Phyllis: I know.
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Stumuk: Have a new "Bun."
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Phyllis: I know.
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Stumuk: A better "Bun."
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Phyllis: What kind of new "Bun"? You...
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Stumuk: A brown "Bun."
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Phyllis: Every year you tell me is a new "Bun," I'm tired of this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give it all up, I'm gonna go back to New York, I'm tired of you already. Finish! I can't. No, no, no, no. Go! Can you stop me?
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FZ: I wanna do another take of the same situation from the other side.
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Carl: Let me go on the other side.
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FZ: And Mr. Tishman, it's, you've gotta find...
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Phyllis: When I remember this...
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FZ: Yeah
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Carl: Let me just see uh, "Bun."
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FZ: Minnesota Tishman.
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Phyllis: Right her
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Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
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| Frank Zappa |
