Howard:
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What's a girl like you
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Doin' in a place like this?
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Mark:
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I left my place after midnight
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And I came to this hall
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Me and my girlfriend, we came here
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Lookin' to ball
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Howard:
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You came to the right place
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This is it
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This is the swingin'-est place
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In New York City
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Chorus:
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NO SHIT!
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Mark:
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How true that is!
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Howard:
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Oh, how true indeed
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Mark:
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Yeah, me and my,
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Me and my girlfriend, we come here
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Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that
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Hot romance we need
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We like to get it on-
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Do you like to get it on, too?
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Howard:
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Well now, what did you have in mind?
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Mark:
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Well, I'll tell ya
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Well I get off bein' juked
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With a baby octopus
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And spewed upon with creamed corn...
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An' my girlfriend, she digs it
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With a hot Yoo-hoo bottle
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While somebody's screamin':
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CORKS 'N SAFETIES
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PIGS 'N DONKEYS
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ALICE COOPER, baby...
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WAAAAH!
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Bob:
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Well, it gets me so hot
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I could scream
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Chorus:
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ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
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ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
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Howard:
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You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
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Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
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Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
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Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
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Wall-mounted TV screens
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Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
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Formica's really keen!
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Chorus:
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(What kind of girl?)
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What kind of girl do you think we are?
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(What kind of girl?)
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What kind of girl do you think we are?
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(I ain't no groupie)
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Don't call us groupies
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That is going too far
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(What kind of girl?)
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We wouldn't ball you
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Just because you're a star
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FZ:
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These girls wouldn't let just anybody
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Spew on their vital parts
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They want a guy from a group
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With a big hit single in the charts!
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Howard:
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Funny you should mention it
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Our new single made the charts this week
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With a bullet!
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With a bullet!
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Just let me put a little more
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Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
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And you can show me how
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A young girl such as you
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Might be thrilled and
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Overwhelmed by me, ho-ho...
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Mark:
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What hotel did you say you were staying at?
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Howard:
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Wanna split right away?
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Mark:
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Not so fast, you silly boy...
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There's one thing I gotta say
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Chorus:
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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| Frank Zappa |
