I'm gonna make you sweat
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The way a pig sweats on a hot day
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'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
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Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
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That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
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I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
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'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
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Yeah.
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I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
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Girl, it's my love you can't handle
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I see you walking on the way home from work
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Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
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I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
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My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
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In a bush, or a car park in town
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I bought you this necklace
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It cost me 12 pounds
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From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
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Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
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The Darth to the Vader
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Flip Over the Crossfader
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I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
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Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
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'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
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With glowsticks and funny hats on
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I loves you more than I loves my bong
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(Fantasy!)
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You and me baby....baby
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Oh you fucking knows I love you right
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But the thing is it's like this
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You see, I can feel it inside
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I can't explain how it feels
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My sexual love is for real
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Girl you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
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I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly
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I'm after your heart, Oh don't you see
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And your three kids doesn't bother me
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You Know....
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I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
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Fuck I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
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Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
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With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
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Later on I'll come and help you sign on
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I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong
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Don't worry baby it won't take too long
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I'm just sitting, I'm just waiting, I'm just writing this song
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You know that, time passes and I'm loving every second
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Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
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You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
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If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
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Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
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My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree
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(Dance with me!)
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You and me baby....baby
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tonight
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I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
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You've been running through my mind like a shining star
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We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
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'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
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You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
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Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
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Supported by the DHSS
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With family allowance, We'll sort out the mess
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What's it gonna take, to get your attention
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A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
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Say no more, I can feel a tear
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You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer
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I'll never want another like I want you
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To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my bollocks
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I was gonna have your name
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but I only got initials
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'cos I couldn't stand the pain
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(My physical love!)
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You and me baby....baby
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tonight
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(The emotional reality!)
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You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags
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Especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags
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I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
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I wanna buy you trips down the mecca bingo
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We'll sit together, get four in a row
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And win a china dog and with it too a family show
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This is romance, how it should be done
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When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun
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We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
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I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it
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I've got to tell you about something I think
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Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link
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So get down baby and feel my love
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I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, Into a bush I shove
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I'll have a grope and get the last bus
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A romantic date, just the two of us
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Yeah, one time
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You and me baby....baby
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tonight
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(Electrical Love!)
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You and me baby....baby
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tonight
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I'm feeling kind of
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Kind of sexy baby
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What say you put on that exercise video
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And I'll watch you sweat
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Oh yeah!
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That damn video with Felicity Kendal
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Damn you can....
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And your making me feel kinda
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Itchy!
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I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on
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Oh yeah
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Take em off baby
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Just take them
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Fuck the music baby
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Take them Off
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Just, take them off
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Just, oh freak this shit man
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Turn |