Hey little baby you act like I'm crazy
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Walking around in my sleep
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Well if I knew it why on earth would I do it
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I've other appointments to keep
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In my sleep
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Spare me the drama you slipped on a banana
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After you'd eaten the skin
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How could you do it are you really that stupid
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Knowing that there was a bin you could put it in
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Of course being a Monday would be the one day
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Trains are delayed by the score
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And it never rains but it pours
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Mine's not due for a week
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Would you believe it our Adam and Eve skit
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Didn't go quite as we'd planned
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Leaves we were using both of our choosing
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Fell off and so we got banned
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Could have used a hand
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Heart has been broken credit card stolen
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Off-licence closing its doors
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And it never rains but it pours
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Why I've no idea
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But if you want romance
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Then here's a good tip leave all expletives behind
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And as for the men maybe they should try
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Giving flowers from time to time
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Call me a loser cos I didn't choose her
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Call me a fool if you like
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Sure she was pretty but when she said hit me
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That kind of gave me a fright
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As well it might
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A word from Head Office there, being no profits
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We have to show you the door
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And it never rains but it pours
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Rents just been increased
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If only the good days outnumbered the bad
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If only the bad died young
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In an ideal world we would still disagree
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But doing so would be fun
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Smile for the camera the one that can't stand ya
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You know the one that I mean
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Where every picture looks like a mixture
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Of hideous crass and obscene
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But never lean
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Afloat on a big lake boat hits a big wave
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After which you lose the oars
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And it never rains but it pours
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Now it's started to leak
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It Never Rains But It Pours
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| Gilbert O'Sullivan |
