You better not say what you're thinking
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That's if you don't want a slap.
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Tell the Mrs. she looks gorgeous and don't for God's sake, don't do that.
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Must admit I'm tired of hearing rude remarks about my hair.
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Sure It's long but so's your nose, cut yours and I'll cut mine.
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I swear.
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Catching trains is quite an art.
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You need more than a giant net.
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Stick to things like butterflies
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It's much more of a safer bet.
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Truly I'm not all that angry mad perhaps well who wouldn't be
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You think I like being stood up twice
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You do okay then let's make it three
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Must admit I'm hard of hearing
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Pardon me, what's that you said
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Getting so I can't sit down
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Without a nod to go ahead.
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You'd better not nay what you're thinking
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Unless you want to get put inside.
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Meet someone, you say they look great
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And think to yourself I thought they'd died.
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Truly I'm not all that angry
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After all it's sot every day
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You go to sleep with some chewing gum
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And wake up with it all over you
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The Window's Cleaner's Mate
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| Gilbert O'Sullivan |
