Yo, I came home from work the other day
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I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
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And play a little a Xbox
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You know, relax a little
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Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox
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I said "What the fuck do you mean?
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This is just how I relax.
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Can't I just play a little Xbox?"
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Then she says "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wifes"
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I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah! I don't give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game!
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I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man.
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You better worry about your motherfucking self,
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I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox
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She says: "You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help"
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I'm like, "Bitch call the police now!
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Gonna be institutionalize.
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You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes.
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You won't have anything to say
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They'll brainwash you until you see their way
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I'm not crazy, institution
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you're the one who's crazy, institution,
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You're driving me crazy, institution
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They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution
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To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
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The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my email
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So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password
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I know my fucking password
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So then it says "Go to customer service"
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So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude
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This motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shit
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He says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"
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I don't know what my fucking first dog's name was,
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What the fuck's the matter with you?
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I just want my password, give me my fucking passwor !
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So then he ends up giving me my password
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And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address"
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I'm like, "I can't get in my email address,
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What about 'can't get in my email address'
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do you not understand, motherfucker?
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He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem,
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You should have that checked out
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Aaaahh!
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I'm not crazy, institution
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you're the one who's crazy, institution,
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You're driving me crazy, institution
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They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution
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To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
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The other day I'm just sitting alone
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On lunch break at my job
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Trying to eat a ham sandwich
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Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
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This motherfucker walks up to me and says
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"Are you gonna eat that?"
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Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that.
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What the fuck you think I'm gonna do,
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shove it up your ass?
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"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
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"Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me
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unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun
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but I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!"
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He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan".
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"Fuck, a vegan?
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I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker.
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Just step away from my fucking sandwich!
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He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"
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I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
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Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?"
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He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy,
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You have an anger problem."
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Aaaaahhh!
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I'm not crazy, institution
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you're the one who's crazy, institution,
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You're driving me crazy, institution
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They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution
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To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
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Suicidal.
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Institutionalized 2014
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