Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.
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Oh shit, ah damn, well what's happenin here? Damn helicopters
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And all I saw was some little skater kid
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Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.
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Oh man, I'll check the news
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And find out what the hell's happenin here. "Hola como estas?"
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Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,
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"This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California,"
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No shit, "where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and our
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chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous
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Kottonmouth Kommittee,
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Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd.
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DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and
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authorities
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For being a nusiance to society. Approach with caution,
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DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance."
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Its me and my skate, skate
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In this world of hate and confusion
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I sweat all day to create an illusion
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Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it
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You can be a bong tokin alcoholic
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Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly
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And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me
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After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
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Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got
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To escape the realness of reality
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I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
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They say sobriety's the answer to society
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I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me
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I say it twice but they just can't relate
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I guess its fate, my boards my mate
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Just, just me and my skate
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"In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint,
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also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte, was caught by survalence
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camera
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At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange
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Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of
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cigarettes.
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The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken
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rowdyness,
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Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on
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Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of
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alcohol."
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Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison.
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Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism
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Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations
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But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin
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My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.
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So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.
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like a beer like marijuana.
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She said "Hi Saint my name's Luana."
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Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home?
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Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?
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But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated
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When I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated.
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Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,
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I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.
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"Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommitte
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case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
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The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp
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Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges
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Ranging from obsenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake
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ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.
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Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to
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Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' "
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Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that
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The Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back
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I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track
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I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack
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Too many vices and insane extremities
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I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies
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Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5
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Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries
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Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk
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Just wanna get upon a mic and let my skills start to flex
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Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and
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I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone
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Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker
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All the more confused with mi vida loca
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Late night toker, indo smokers
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Hey hey daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy x
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Let your skills flex
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Hey hey daddy x daddy x
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hey daddy x, put those fools in check
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Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here
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Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer
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Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no t
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Me And My Skate
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| Kottonmouth Kings |
