[LL Cool J]
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Yeah..
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Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
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Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
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Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
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It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
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I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
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Just gon' chill, check it out
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Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
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I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
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I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
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I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
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You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
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How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
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Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
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I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
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Don't you EVER try to rock my house
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I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
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The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
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Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
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You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
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Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
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the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
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I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
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[Chorus: LL Cool J]
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Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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[LL Cool J]
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You end up, underneath my sneaker
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You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
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You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
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LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
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So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
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That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
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{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
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One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
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Sucker MC's really make me sick
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I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
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If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
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Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
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Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
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When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
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The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
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to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
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Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
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LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!
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[Chorus 3/4X]
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[LL Cool J]
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Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
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When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
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and cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
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Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
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You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
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You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
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and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
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I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
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Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
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to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
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And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
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paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
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to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
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I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
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The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
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Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
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Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
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Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
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And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
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I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
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Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
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I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
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I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
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You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!
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[Chorus 1/2]
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[LL Cool J]
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But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
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Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
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(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
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[cut n scratch "Cool J"]
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".. takes everything you've got" -brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr>
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Clap Your Hands
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| L.L. Cool J |
