Now beat that
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And your mothers sayin “go to college?
So u finish college and its wonderful
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U feel so good
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And after all the partying and crazing
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And don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers
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Hey now you’ll get that 25 thou, job a year and
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You’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it’ll be you’re your money
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No more borrowin money from mom for my high
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So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it
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If u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
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You’ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that
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If u kiss enough ass, you’ll move up to the next level
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Which is being a secretary’s secretary!
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And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary
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Who never went to college
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Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family
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You know what college does for you?
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It makes you really smart man
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All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok
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I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,
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You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes
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No I’ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied
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When a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy??
I say “no, I don’t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast?
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School Spirit Skit 1
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| Kanye West |
