[Alan:]
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The sun is hot and that old clock,
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is movin' slow, and so am I.
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Work day passes like molasses,
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in winter time, but it's July.
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Getting paid by the hour,
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and older by the minute.
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My boss just pushed me,
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over the limit.
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I could call him something,
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think I'll just call it a day...
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Pour me something tall and strong.
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Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
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It's only half past twelve. But I don't care,
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it's five o'clock somewhere.
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This lunch break is gonna take
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all afternoon, half the night.
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Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay,
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but, hey, that's all right.
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I ain't had a day off now, in over a year.
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My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.
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If the phone's for me you can tell them
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I just sailed away....
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Pour me something tall and strong.
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Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
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It's only half past twelve. But I don't care,
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it's five o'clock somewhere.
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[Instrumental]
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I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
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and be back to work before two.
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At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,
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what would Jimmy Buffett do.
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[Jimmy:]
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Funny you should ask Alan, I'd say...
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Pour me something tall and strong.
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Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
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It's only half past twelve, but I don't care.
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[Together:]
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Pour me something tall and strong.
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Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
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It's only half past twelve. But I don't care,
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it's five o'clock somewhere.
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[Alan:]... but he don't care, I don't care.
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Together
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It's five o'clock somewhere.
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[Talking:]
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[Jimmy:] What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
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[Alan:] It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere!
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[Jimmy:] It's always on time for Margaritaville, come to think of it.
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[Alan:] I heard that.
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[Jimmy:] You've been there haven't ya?
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[Alan:] Yes sir!
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[Jimmy:] I've seen your boat there.
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[Alan:] I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
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[Jimmy:] Alright, that's good.
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[Alan:] Stumbled on my way back.
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[Jimmy:] OK, well I just want to make sure you keep it between the navigational beacons.
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[Alan:] hahaha! Keep it between the bouys. I got it!
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[Jimmy:] Alright, well it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere!
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[Alan:] I'm ready. Crank it up!
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[Jimmy:] Let's get out of here!
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[Alan:] I'm gone!
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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| Jimmy Buffett |