Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn
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My turn to have me a ball
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Boys at the shop told me just where to stop
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If I wanted to play for it all
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I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
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My whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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I chose my apparel, wore a beer barrel
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And they rolled me to the very first row
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I held a big sign that said "Kiss me I'm a baker,
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and Monty I sure need the dough!"
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Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat
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Until he called on me
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Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
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Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor
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No, I'll hold out just as long as I am able
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Until I can unlock that lucky door
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Well, she's no big deal to most folks
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But she's everything to me
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Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walking down your hall
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God be, I lost my seat but I'm not a man to crawl
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No I didn't get rich you son of a bitch
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I'll be back just wait and see
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Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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Door Number Three
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| Jimmy Buffett |
