This hotel room got a lot of stuff
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A laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
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Thirty-two hangers and a touch-tone phone
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Well a light that comes on when I'm not home
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I ain't home, I ain't home
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You better leave a message cause I ain't home
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They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
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A radiator for when I'm not
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Two big chairs sittin' side by side
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With a Holy bible and a TV guide
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TV guide, TV guide, great God o' mighty
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It's a TV guide
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I got a second story view from curb to curb
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I got a sign that reads "Do not disturb"
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A monogram towel and a bucket of ice
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A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
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Mirror that lies, mirror that lies,
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That couldn't be me in the gorilla disguise
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They got a room service menu for food and drinks
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A porcelain thrown and an aluminum sink
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Two big pillows to rest my head
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A magic fingers and a king size bed
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Put in a quarter, turn out the light
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Magic fingers makes you feel alright
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Feel alright, feel alright
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Magic fingers makes you feel alright
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Oh this ole' hotel's alright with me
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They pay the postage if you loose the key
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This hotel has got a lot of stuff
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But I do believe I have had enough
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Call my baby said, don't you pout
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I'm packin' my bags and I'm checking out
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Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
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Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
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Comin' home, comin home
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Stick a candle in the window, I'm comin' home
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This Hotel Room
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| Jimmy Buffett |
