[Maizie:]
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You can have him
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I don't want him
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He's not worth fighting for
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Besides there's plenty more where he came from
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I don't want him
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You can have him
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I'm giving him the sack
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And he can go right back where he came from
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I could never make him happy
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He'd be better off with you
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I'm afraid I never loved him
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All I ever wanted to do was
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Run my fingers thru his curly locks
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Mend his underwear and darn his socks
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Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
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Wipe his glasses when he read the news
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Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
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Mornings after when he's had too much
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Kiss him gently when he cuddled near
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Give him babies one for ev'ry year, so you see
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I don't want him, you can have him
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You can have him, I don't want him
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For he's not the man for me
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[Monique:]
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You can have him
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I don't want him
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He's not worth fighting for
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Besides there's plenty more where he came from
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I don't want him
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You can have him
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He isn't my concern
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And he can just return where he came from
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I would look a trifle silly
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Taking him away from you
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That was never my intention
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All I ever wanted to do was
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Close the window while he soundly slept
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Raid the icebox where the food is kept
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Cook a breakfast that would please him most
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Eggs and coffee and some buttered toast
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Wake him gently with a breakfast tray
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After breakfast clear the things away
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Bring the papers and when they've been read
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Spend the balance of the day in bed, so you see
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I don't want him, you can have him
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You can have him, I don't want him
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For he's not the man for me
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You Can Have Him
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| Irving Berlin |
